Apple

An apple a day keeps the boring photos away.

That face. That red hoodie. That tiny apple sitting in front like a prop he absolutely did not agree to. This is the content your camera roll has been missing.

Soft fleece, a cozy fit, and a little green leaf on top that somehow makes him look even more unimpressed, which honestly just makes it better.

Your friends will lose it. Your family group chat will never be the same. Worth every second of convincing him to sit still.

The dog was not consulted. He's still judging you.