Apple

65 million years of evolution. Zero dignity. 10/10.

Your dog is now a dinosaur and he is absolutely not okay with it which is exactly what makes this so perfect.

Bright green plush, little spikes down the back, googly eyes on the hood, and a tail that drags behind him like he owns the Jurassic era. The softest prehistoric creature you'll ever cuddle on the couch.

Halloween? Yes. Random Saturday? Also yes. Sending to your kids in the family chat just to cause chaos? Absolutely yes.

The dog was not consulted. The dinosaurs would have loved him.